letitbemalik:

‘I bet the neighbors know my name…’

carpetpissers:

when i’m dead and i’m a ghost i’ll be too scared to haunt places at night because what if there’s ghosts

ho-rrific:

“the fuck you going to do about it”

mollywhopping:

this is the most important thing you will ever read in your life

Writing my research paper on beauty pageants was probably the best decision ive made all year

Right now im writing about children in pageants so i basically get to talk  all about toddlers and tiaras which im an expert on. this is paper is so beautiful